This Perfume Makes Me Unreasonably Happy
I collect niche perfumes, which means I like the weird ones. The ones that have ad copy that reads:
"You can smell...you can dream...but it's all in her hands. The very elegant but thorny bulgarian Rose marries patchouli and vanilla to draw this fine elegance, both contemporary and inevitable."
Thorny bulgarian rose. Heh. Juliette Has A Gun Lady Vengeance. Heh.