Don't Make Me Call The Flying Monkeys
Ok, it's Thanksgiving and I'm cooking. Not everything, just enough to give me anxiety hives.
So, look. I've got a turkey baster and I know how to use it. Stay out of my way until everything's out of the oven or I won't be responsible.
*I'm much better around a keyboard than around an oven*
posted by mireille at 9:06 PM
12 Comments:
Be grateful that you have an oven. Your Thanksgiving posts have sent me into fits of nostalgia (and given me a burning desire to rip out all the loud speakers in the city piping in Chrismas music) in a town with no Thanksgiving, no turkeys, and certainly no ovens.
Enjoy your Thanksgiving for those of us who can't have one.
10:59 PM
for once i am thankful that there is an ocean and continent between us: you sound like a (turkey-baster-wielding) force to be reckoned with
i'm afraid...
:)
♥
UC x
12:30 AM
Happy Thanksgiving! Sockso!
8:07 AM
You don't scare me with your baster lady.
:-)
Have a great day my sweet!!
xoxo
Laura
8:29 AM
Just remember, you're not typing when the oven is open.
Hope you have a great Thanksgiving!
9:04 AM
Good luck!
Those flying monkeys are scary...
Happy Thanksgiving!
9:16 AM
Happy Thanksgiving M!
9:18 AM
I'm sure everything is going to be wonderful, M!
You'll appreciate this: I was charged with making ONE THING: my famous apple cake. I left out vanilla and baking powder. You should have hearrrrrd, the worrrrrds, that were coming outa my mouth. Or, probably not. I'm sure they'll love the sugar-free apple pie I picked up at Perkins.
I know yours will be wonderful.
Love you!
XOXO
R
10:12 AM
The Alpha Female and I supervised the AM while he made the appetizers which are our contribution to the family feast. There are going to be about 40 peopl and 4 or 5 dogs, should be great!
Hope you have a great day!
12:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! I bet the food will be delish :-)
1:20 PM
I'm not cooking, either. I just enjoy the fruits of other's labors. I make alot of appreciative noises.
4:25 PM
I don't think women in the UK could cope with TWO festivals so close together that require so much cooking. Let alone festivals that require spending time with their extended families. LOL!
7:43 PM
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