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7.07.2005

How Do You Solve A Problem Like The Buckster?

sung to the tune of "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria" from The Sound of Music
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand

But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like the Buckster?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

When I'm with him I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I stand

Unpredictable as weather
He's as flighty as a feather
He's a darling! He's a demon! He's a lamb!

He'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl

He is gentle! He is wild!He's a riddle! He's a child!
He's a headache! He's an angel!

He's a DOGGGGG!!!! *

*Point taken from Barbara: this time around he merely inhabits a dog's skin.
Today's fragrance: Burberry Brit: spice, amber, almonds, vanilla.

4 Comments:

Blogger Kate said...

Aw, what a cutie!!!! He needs to meet my Betsy. :-)

9:32 AM

 
Blogger Bela said...

I only know from cats. LOL! Would love to have a doggie. Sweet! :-)

12:00 PM

 
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

No he is not a DOGGGGG.

He is inside a Dog's skin.

Bucky is the bomb!!!

12:20 PM

 
Blogger actonbell said...

Hilarious:)

4:38 PM

 

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