I Got An Internship!

And because I'm superstitious, I won't tell you anything about it! Until it's over! But I'm so excited about a legal department actually letting me in the door as a fledgling paralegal, I can hardly stand it! *No, I will not be dressing like this. Too much cleavage. Statistics show that very few paralegals succeed when they dress like '50s torch singers. Pity.*

*whisper: despite knowing that I should not wear perfume to an interview, I had some pale vestige of SL Chergui wafting around me when I met my new boss. I like to think she was subliminally influenced by my exquisite taste in fragrance. And I don't want to hear anything from the person on the fragboard who thinks it smells like petrol, or kerosene or something. It does not either. Bah.*