Spicy Adventure Story
Erm. I don't have one today.
Except that I'm wafting the spicily beautiful Lancome 2000 et Une Rose and thinking about all the wonderful things I need to say about it. *Mwah, anonymous benefactor!*
*But they had some wild imaginations in 1936, didn't they?*
Best Last Words Department:
It has all been very interesting.
Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, last words, 1762