Ho Ho Ho!
I am afraid my blog is boring, boring, boring. So, here: an R-rated holiday illustration.
*Cover the children's eyes, Mildred.*
Why? Well, as Tan Lucy says, "When you get old, you can be bad."
Only she's not old. But I'm bad. Heh.
*That's mistletoe she's got there.* *Soon important new information regarding mistletoe will be posted on an unspecified blog.*
*Don't miss it.* *Oh. I'll tell you where later.*
Best Last Words Department (J, this one is for you):
"I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used."
Dominique Bouhours, a French Jesuit grammarian who worked tirelessly to promote purity in the French language.
illustration: Raphaël Kirchner, "Le Manchon de Gui," 1915-1916