Obviously I've been hanging around too many 19 year olds. Because this speaks to me.
From EmilyStrange dot com, "The Kitty Hoody is back in black! 100% polyester anti-pill fleece hooded sweatshirt with kitty ears (pink fur detail), full front zip, and two front patch pockets applied with cover stitch. Comes with detachable kitty paw mittens (pink fur detail)."
Detachable kitty paw mittens! Come on, you know you want it, too.