Health, Hypochondria and the Perennial Diet
I like to lie there in bed when I first wake up, checking symptoms.
Respiratory? a bit stuffed up but check.
Gastrointestinal? well, I need to pee, but that's normal. check.
Musculoskeletal? my ankles and upper back are sore. *rotate ankles* *stretch shoulders* meh, not so bad. check.
Circulatory? normal slow heart rate. check.
Nervous system? neuroses tamped down? check.
Good so far. Anybody know what the symptoms of bird flu are?