Truths from the Horoscope Annals*

You're not cotton candy, babe. You'd like to come off as sweet, light, colorful and casual as spun sugar, but you're just not.

You're heavy, dark, and rich, like flourless chocolate cake with espresso.

Since the main problems you may encounter this week have to do with pretending to be something you're not, simply don't do that. There are times for acting, make-believe, and plain old lying, but this week ain't one of them.

Be absolutely real, without embellishment or digression, because anything less will be so obviously crap that people won't have any qualms about hanging up, walking away, or kicking your ass.
*with thanks to Caeriel Crestin

Today's fragrance: an inadvertent mix of Caron Nuit de Noel and Narcisse Noir ... heavy, dark and rich.