I'm Not The Manolo but ...

A pair of ruby slippers is somewhere over the rainbow.

The slippers, reported stolen from the Judy Garland Museum in Grand Rapids, Minnesota, were one of four remaining pairs worn by Garland during the filming of "The Wizard of Oz.''

On loan to the museum from Hollywood memorabilia collector Michael Shaw for the summer, the slippers disappeared from a locked display case. The museum had insured the slippers for one million dollars; its executive director, John Kelsch, says he's devastated.

All right, Wicked Witch of the West *and you know who you are* Cough them up.

Associated Press

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