Things I've Learned So Far
Don't ask the instructor -- who is an attorney -- why you would ever need to hire an attorney if a paralegal can do all the paperwork and case preparation ...
and don't ask the instructor if bringing in case studies drawn from Judge Judy can substitute for the library research assignment.
Don't roll your eyes so obviously that the younger kids notice.
Sometimes even 19 year olds should not wear midriff-baring t-shirts ...
However, the majority of these kids have bodies to die for. Darn their 19 year old selves.
Don't drink a boatload of coffee before a four-hour chunk of class time, especially when the instructor has stated she "doesn't believe" in breaks.
The Manolo would not approve of many college instructors' choice of thick-soled maryjanes accessorized with somewhat stubbly bare legs. Just sayin'.
Today's fragrance: something to compete with all the estrogen, Victoria's Secret, testosterone and Axe wafting around the room.
posted by mireille at 7:14 AM
12 Comments:
you can't use judge judy case studies?
QUIT
NOW
11:50 AM
lol - I can relate. And these kids have an - uh - interesting way of saying things. Ya know? uhhhh. Like, it's so funny.
12:08 PM
Sounds like you're doing great.
1:57 PM
that's pretty much everything you need to know isn' it?
a few more classes and you can pack it up!
1:57 PM
LOL. Don't ask a librarian why you can't substitute the Judge Judy episodes for a research assignment either!!! :-0
Honey, you're fitting in fine already, I can tell. :-)
2:58 PM
I think you can just slide now. You've learned so much your brain is probably full.
This was funny!
3:33 PM
That is so funny! I can just see you sitting there surrounded by those teenagers.
Go with the flow... :-)
3:35 PM
Not a snowball's chance in hell, briefcandle! xoxo
7:09 PM
It's fun to be an older student, isn't it?
*sigh* Even I had a nice body at 19...
7:11 PM
When my nephew became a lawyer (an assistant DA - proud aunt here) I had to stop the lawyer jokes. But....what was the teacher's answer to judge judy?
5:50 PM
the teacher tried to stop grinning as he told the student that, unfortunately, she would have to go to the library. heh.
6:59 PM
Ha! Try being the only 22 year old surrounded by returning students the age of your parents... geting a masters in Adult Education when your text book doesn't even deem you an adult.
Mireille, many returning adult students feel out of sinc because of the age thing. Trust me, you've got advantages those unclothed 19 year old hussies can't touch: experience, knowledge, taste...
stiff upper lip!
8:04 AM
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